LittleOne

The Cristiano Ronaldo Birthday Project

So, I’ve given it some thought and have decided to write Cristiano a letter for his birthday. Here’s how you can be in that letter too:

Send me one word, or a very short phrase to describe Cristiano. (I want to include as many people as I can so it can’t be long)

Send me your name, username, age and country so I can sign your word. (optional) Example: “Life-changing.” - Francisca, cristianoronaldocf.tumblr.com, 17, Portugal

Send me a picture of you with anything that relates to Cristiano. (optional) Example: his jersey from whatever club, something from his museum, a poster, a sign saying “Happy Birthday”, etc.

Deadline to send your word in is the 31st of January. Any words sent after that date won’t make the letter!

Notes:

If you choose not to send anything but your word I will still include it and sign it as ‘Anonymous’.

This is a very simple project, because I’m pretty busy with school but I still feel like this year Cristiano needs just a little more love than past years.

Remember that Cristiano knows Portuguese, English and Spanish. So your word can be in any of those languages.

Cristiano’s fan address is:

Real Madrid C.F.
Cristiano Ronaldo Dos Santos Aveiro
Avenida de Concha Espina, 1
Estadio Santiago Bernabéu
28036 Madrid
Spain

I’ll be sending the letter to that address. It shouldn’t take too long to get there and I’m hoping it’s not too expensive. I will, obviously, cover all costs.

In case not many people participate, I’m sorry but I will then only send him my letter (something you can also do!).

I’m sending the letter on Monday, February 1st. I don’t think it’ll arrive in time for his birthday. But that’s on me because I decided to do this way too late and for that I apologize. But I still want to do it, so if you do too, you can :)

That’s all! You can Inbox me or IM me your words, data and pictures and I will start working on it right away!

emorenita

why aren’t these being reblogged more often?
i rather see these than “keys in hand”

havocados

Fatality

gainingconfidencexo

Umm so since I’m stupid could someone kindly explain each step for me like step 3 am i head butting him in the face or the chest?

musicalpandas

I think it depends on the height of the person, but I suppose the head is a more effective target. I hope this helps :)

mrspiritual

Step 1: Step back the moment he reaches for you.

Step 2: Duck!

Step 3: Head butt him in the chin. It’s very important that it is the chin and not the chest because it is much more uncomfortable and disorienting to have your teeth bang together especially if it cuts his tongue (which it will if it is in the way). More than likely height won’t matter. He will be leaning forward from the missed attempt at grabbing you.

Step 4: Knee him in the balls.

Step 5: When he doubles over, jab him on his back. I believe at the base of the neck just above the shoulder blades would be best. I’m not an expert, but this seems like the best place, imo.

Step 6: Don’t lose contact. Bring your other hand over and slam your hands against the sides of his heads as hard as possible. Right on the ears is the best place; it is extremely disorienting if done correctly. Then take his head and bring it down on your knee as you bring your knee up. It’s very important that you avoid the nose because if you knee his nose it will definitely break and more than likely the bones will stab his brain killing him, so aim for his mouth instead.

Step 7: Keep your knee up and bring your foot out to kick him over. Personally, I don’t like the image because it looks like she kicked him with her toes. You do not want to do that. Instead kick him with the ball or heel of your foot and put power behind it with a push.

Step 8: He is on the ground. You could probably stop here and he would get the picture, but if you really want to…Your leg is still in the air from the kick. With all your force slam the edge of your your heel on his side. It will be more effective if you lower your body first by bending at the knee of the leg your weight is on. Done right, you can break a rib or two.

trustisforfools

reblogging again for that^

mayra-quijotesca

Reblogging for the steps in the image and the explanation in the comments. I don’t so much like the explanation on the image proper, but I appreciate the thought behind it (here, have a self-defense thing, it could save you) and so I’m passing it on.